Pathan with Guest JOke in Urdu
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Pathan to Halwayi Funny Jokes in Urdu
Pathan Halwayi Se: Tum Kitnay Arsay Sy Jalebi Bana Rahey Ho?
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Halwayi Baray Fakhar Se: 20 Saal Se
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Pathan: Bari Sharam Ki Baat Hai,
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani..
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Breast Milk a Nature’s gift for the babies and breastfeeding for the Mothers
Since ages we have been hearing that breast feeding is a nature's gift for the child ad also important for the health of a mother and breast milk is the best for the infant and this phenomena has been proved by the Quran as well centuries before Science could have been able to discover this fact. Breast milk is full of essential vitamins and nutrients. There are several reasons to believe that why you should breastfeed your child.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 1:
Nature has specially designed the Breast milk for human infants and contains maximum fluidity and is compulsory for an infant.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 2:
Breast milk is superior to any alternative form of milk as far as nutrition is concerned. The proteins included in breast milk can easily be digested by the infant. It is very rich in amino acid tryptophan, which is the vital part of serotonin, which is responsible as a neurotransmitter.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 3:
Breast milk contains necessary fatty acids and poly unsaturated acids which do their role in promoting growth and solving the problem of dyslexia and hyperactivity.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 4:
Breast milk contains phospholipids and prostaglandin precursors. Both these ingredients play their part to build a strong immune system and keep child away from diseases.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 5:
Breastfeeding is vital for growth, as breast milk has growth regulating factors, growth developing factors and growth modulators.
Health benefits of breastfeeding # 6:
Breast milk is free from bacteria and always fresh. so, it is the only safe drinking nutrient for a newborn baby.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 7:
It provides immunity to viral and bacterial diseases, hence helps your child fight different infections.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 8:
It invokes the baby's own immunologic defenses.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 9:
Breastfeeding lowers the risk of respiratory and diarrheal ailments.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 10:
Breastfeeding enables child to fight against almost all types of allergies.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 11:
Breastfeeding plays its role in correct development of jaws, gums and teeth and speech patterns.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 12:
Breastfeeding eliminates the tendency of childhood obesity and other risks related to obesity.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 13:
Breastfeeding promotes the natural and frequent tender physical relationship of child with the mother.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 14:
It is inexpensive or free source of nutrition for the child.
Health benefit of breastfeeding # 15:
Lastly and the most Important of all is that it has been ordained by Holy Quran to mothers to feed the child with breast milk for 2 and a half years.
So in order to prevent diseases and keep the new born infants and reduce the risk of childhood mortality rate we should promote breastfeeding and discourage canned milk except intense need of emergency
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Husband & wife Funny Joke in Urdu
Wife: Ager mein wakat hoti to log meri kitni qadar karte……….
Husband: Log tumhain Daikh kr dar jatey…….
Wife: Woh kyun ?…….
Husband: Log kehtay woh dekho bura wakat aa raha hy………:p
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Latest funny sardar joke in Urdu
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Howa Tha,
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Friend: Tu Darakht Pe Kyun Latka Hai?
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Sardar: Sar Dard Ki Golli Khayi Hai Kahen Pait Mein Na Chali Jaye
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Funny Pathan Joke – Height of Over Confidence
Ek Pathan Namaz Parah Raha Tha,
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Toh Doosra Uske Baray Mein Kisi ko Bata Raha Tha Ke Yeh Bohat Namazi or Naik Banda Hai.
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Pathan Namaz Torh Kar Bola:
Is ko Bolo ke “Hum Ne Hajj Bhi Kiya Hai”
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Pathan with Monkey Funny Joke Sms in Urdu
Pathan ko Ek Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station lay gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo lay jao
Aglay roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per daikha.
Inspector:
Issay Zoo ku nahi lay kar gye?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thai khub ghoomy Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahay hain.
HAHAHAHA
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Maulana Zafar Ali Khan and his Services for Islam and Pakistan
Our new generation needs to know our staunch historic leaders who played their aggressive and positive role in building Pakistan along with Quaid e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah. Maulana Zafar Ali Khan is one of them. He was a poet, writer, a remarkable journalist and also a translator. He played his strong part in the Pakistan Movement and did heroic struggle against the British Raj.
Maulana Zafar Ali Khan was born at Wazirabad of Gujranwala district and got his initial education there, though he secured his matriculation from Patiala and emerged later as a proud student of Aligarh College and got his intermediate from there. After doing a short time job at postal department of Jammu and Kashmir which left after a row with his senior, he was readmitted in Aligarh College and did his graduation from there.
He did many jobs in Bombay and Hyderabad but later on he launched his own daily paper with the name of Zamindar from Lahore. Zamindar was founded by his father whose name was Maulvi Sirajuddin Ahmad.
Being a Muslim he fought against the Ahmadiyya Movement and started a campaign by using his daily Zamindar. His paper was banned but he got it released by court orders. He fought against Mirza Ghulam Ahmed the founder of Qadiani faction and proved him false by his rational arguments in his columns.
He was a natural poet since his childhood. His poems reflected religious and patriotic sentiments. His writings include Baharistan, Chamanistan and Nigaristan. His other literary works includeMarka e Mazhab o Science, Sayr e Zulmet, Ghalba e Rum, and an Opera Jang e Roos o Japan.
He was a loyal supporter and companion of Quaid e Azam and AllamaIqbal and worked hard for the cause of a separate homeland for Muslims of India in the form of Pakistan.
The Sahiwal Sports Stadium has been renamed as Zafar Ali Stadium while recognizing his services. He is called as Father of Urdu Journalism.
He died on 27th November, 1956. His services would be remembered until the Pakistan stands.
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Funny joke about lady shopping in urdu
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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Akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi 
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PML-N Government- A reflection from different phases of History
Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz)or PML(N) has emerged as the largest political party in recent general elections of Pakistan and secured 186 seats in National assembly. The party is headed by Mian Muhammad Nawaz Sharif who is also the running prime minister of Pakistan.
PML(N) has its stronghold in Punjab, though it has its representation in Balochistan, Sindh, KPK and Gilgit Baltistan. This is the only party which got the two third majority votes in general elections of 1997.
Little History: PML(N) was actually formed when Pakistan Muslim League which was headed by Muhammad Khan Junejo split into two parts. One part was governed by Fida Muhammed Khan and the then Chief minister of the province of Punjab Mian Nawaz Sharif and the other part was headed by Muhammad Khan Junejo. Pakistan Muslim League (N) was founded in 1988 under the leadership of Fida Muhammad Khan and Nawaz Sharif became its Secretary General. In 1988 elections PML-N participated as part of Islami Jamhoori Ittehad but got only 55 seat whereas PPP emerged as largest party and formed government but the government was sacked by the then President Ghulam Ishaq Khan in 1990 due to corruption and bad governance charges.
In 1993 PPP came into power while PML-N played its role as strong opposition. Many factors at that time played their role in weakening of PPP's government including corruption charges and murder of Murtaza Bhutto, separation of Murtaza Bhutto in politics, MQM's pressure and many other factors. Eventually Farooq Leghari dismissed Benazir's government and it was unexpected because Farooq Leghari was formerly on the side of PPP.
In 1997 PML-N again rose to power with two third majority. Owing to this majority PML-N government passed the Thirteenth and fourteenth amendments to Pakistan's constitution which stabilized the mandate of the government. PML-N government has the credit of launching six nuclear tests at the location of Chaghi in Balochistan despite the opposition by US and other western powers and fear of sanctions by US and UNO (Though it was also said that these tests were conducted due to immense pressure of people of Pakistan in response to India's nuclear tests and it had become mandatory for PML-N to test its nuclear assets to protect its goodwill). With the dismissal of Jahangir Karamat the then Chief of army and many other dismissals deteriorated the relations with Pak Army leadership.
At the last 1999 Coup played its final role in ousting Nawaz Sharif's government by General Pervez Musharraf and consequently Nawaz Sharif and his family had to go on exile to Saudi Arabia after being given pardon by Musharraf on the pressure of many Gulf and Western states. Although PML-N was a popular party but no noticeable protests were made by the people of Pakistan. PML-N was divided in to groups, the bigger one named as PML-Q including the dissenters.
In 2002 Elections PML-Q got power with the support of Pervez Musharraf and PML-N was headed by Javed Hashmi as his president and under chairperson Kalsoom Nawaz, the wife of Nawaz Sharif.
The tragic episode of LAL Masjid also occurred during the regime of PML-Q and also the murder of Nawab Akbar Bugti and announcement of emergency by Musharraff.
As the result of 2008 elections PPP came into power after the exile of Musharraf to UK. PPP continued its government and completed its tenure filled with corruption and bad governance charges with the support of PML-N leadership in Punjab and now again in 2013 PML-N has come to power. Although there are a large number of allegations of massive rigging and change of results in 2013 elections with the support of Pak Army and judiciary but the government is continuing under a huge pressure of stopping the drone attacks by USA challenging the integrity of Pakistan. The menace of dearness and record inflation is also a threat to PML-N's government. If the PML-N government fails to deliver and fulfill its promises made in Election campaigns, it will be very difficult for it to complete the tenure. But if the government succeeds to overcome these challenges it is expected to complete its five years tenure.
PML-N participated in 1990 general elections under the leadership of Nawaz Sharif against PPP and Tehrik e Istaqlal and won the elections and Nawaz Sharif became prime minister. MQM also emerged as the third largest party with 15 seats in national Assembly. Nawaz Sharif's government was also dismissed by Ghulam Ishaq Khan owing to the pressure mounted on him due to policies of Nawaz Sharif related to Privatization and money exchange and foreign exchange laws. Although Sharif got restored his government through Supreme Court but again he had to resign due to the pressure of Pak Army's leadership.
Although PML-N has many merits like being a right centered Party matching with the ideology of Pakistan and has done the road and communication network projects especially in Lahore and central Punjab and has the credit of launching nuclear tests in return to India’s blasts and many schemes like yellow cab, laptop, Ashiana housing, Danish Schools and Sasti Roti schemes, but there are many reservations like lack of sustainable and long term projects in benefits of Public like construction of big dams and redress of energy crisis and law and order issues and consistent agreement to USA’s and IMF policies, failure to stop drone attacks, inflation, favoritism and one family politics etc.
Lastly if PML-N succeeds to overcome its weakness and benefit from its majority in National assembly and use the resources in overcoming all the aforesaid crisis, it may win the hearts of People and complete smoothly its five year tenure.
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Greedy Girl Married Joke in Urdu
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha
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Latest Funny Joke about Boy Friend in Urdu
Teacher: Galti honay pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.
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Home Beauty Tips in Urdu for Skin
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Removing Eye Circle Homemade tips in Urdu
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SUPARCO – The Premium level Space Research Agency of Pakistan
SUPARCO is the supreme and executive institution of Pakistan which is mandated for research and development in the field of Space science, Space programs, aerospace and aeronautics. Space technology research and accomplishment of many public welfare projects and socio economic development of Pakistan are the main objectives of this institution.
The institution was established in September 16, 1961 by the orders of the then president of Pakistan. Its headquarters are in Karachi. It is also linked with Pak Army in connection with the strategic planning division which is operated from Chaklala Military District and under the management and control of Pakistan Air force. Many Space flight programs were accomplished in the initial years of its establishment.
REHBAR was the first expendable weather rocket launch. SUPARCO also built first satellite, named as Badr-I and it was launched by China in 1990.
The main focus of this institution now is on Space Weather, Solar System, Physical Cosmology, climate study, astronomy, telemedicine, earth research and remote sensing.
The slogan of mission statement of SUPARCO is "Strive to achieve self-reliance in space technology and applications for national security, economy and society"
Big Bang theory is under study by SUPARCO. One can see the daily space weather summary by visiting the web site of the institution by visiting this link. http://www.suparco.gov.pk/
SUPARCO also gives consultancy services in Frequency Coordination, Feasibility and System definition Study, Communication Satellite Applications and Environmental Monitoring & Modeling.
SUPARCO also provides training courses on Satellite Remote Sensing and GIS, Space weather, and Space Applications.
SUPARCO also gives the services of Topographic & leveling surveys, GPS based ground Surveys and ground Truthing Surveys with the help and virtue of its satellite facilities.
SUPARCO's Atmosphere Data Receiving & Processing Centre (ADRPC) is located close to its Headquarters, inKarachi. The ground satellitestation of ADRPC has capacity of tracking geostationary andpolar satellites and has acquisition zone of Approx. 2500 kilometers radius which covers Pakistan and other neighboring countries.
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Face Beauty Skin Cleansing Tips in Urdu
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Helpful Tips on Beauty Eye Care in Urdu
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2014 Bizti New Funny Joke in Urdu
“Ufff Sardi”
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Jab Uper likha hai k
Sardi Hai toh Nechay Konsa
Heater Laga Hai jo Daikh Rahy Ho.
2014 ki pehali Baizti Mubarak Ho….
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2014 kuttey ki Maut funny Joke in Urdu
Jab kuttey ki maut Aati hai…
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Toh wo Marr he jata hai..
Faltu mai her baat mai twist
dhundhne ki aadat pari hai tumhian..
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